spicyshimmy:

don’t romanticize the past. romanticize the future. the future has starfleet

(via petrichorandrose)

riseafterfalling:

I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.

(Source: riseafterfalling, via jaseyb)

tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

(Source: pilotstwentyone, via haileybookky)

curiousercreature:

Shameless selfie time guys

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via bronwhat)

hemmosauce:

taking-the-hobbit-to-erebor:

babyferaligator:

picassojawbone:

this show is for little kids but it is the funniest shit I have ever seen

whats that mythbusters dude doin

is this attack on titan

once in art class my teacher played this on the projector for a full hour 

(Source: creepyweirdcartoons, via whodoesntloveunicorns)

tentacoolaid:

i love smoking weed (-;

(via bronwhat)

rat-got-your-tongue:

Wow at first i was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, then i remembered children exist.

(via carry-on-my-otp)

deanassbutts:

district12er:

unclefather:

panelling:

cootertooter:

sunsandsurfsoul:

fishgingers:

i once chipped a tooth while making out when i was 15

I once bit a guy’s dick because I told him not to force his dick down my throat and he did

I once dated and kissed a girl to hide my sexuality

a leopard can carry twice its bodyweight up a tree

Ants are really strong

Where is this post going?

the real question is where are you going?

(via mybine)

Shameless selfie time guys

lejacquelope:

xekstrin:

A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

Now this is the Christian Church that I know and love the most.

(Source: circuitfry, via rncpriceley)

mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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IT’S LIKE

no

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d ont hurt my childern

(via thelifeandtimesofwhatthefuck)

thegroovygatsby:

currently on our door

(via genderqueerrosalind)

So many things are today